December 2011
Happy Birthday Voldy-
At first he’ll be like;
we’re gonna surprise him;
then he’ll be like;
then he will give free hugs to everyone;
then eat;
and drink;
Voldy would be the DJ;
taking turns with Snape;
and we’re gonna dance endlessly like;
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
plainordinary:
100000000 TIME I REBLOGGED THIS. I REGRET NOTHING LMAAOOOO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy . it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
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ellieedunn:
i’m still crying over this…
I can’t stop crying.
omg. tears. all over my face
brb crying </3
This actually brought me to tears.
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im crying :’(
:’(
brb crying my eyes out. :’(
:’/
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im actually crying.. wow that hit hard</3 :’(
SHIT I AM IN TEARS:’(xxx
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